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Brunch with The Basics: Christmas in July

  • Streetcar 209
  • Address: 525 East Grand Avenue, Des Moines, IA 50309
  • July 9, 2017
  • From: 12:00 PM to 02:30 PM
  • Phone: (515) 669-1751
  • Price: $20
Overview

Every Basic in DSM liked Christmas a lot,
But the Bitch with blond hair just West of Des Moines did not.
Sarah hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season,
Now, please don't ask why, she won't shut up with her reasons.
It could be her vodka lid wasn't screwed on right,
It could be, perhaps, her Spanx were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been the attention on Sarah was entirely too small.
So the Basics, they sat and they drank and they laughed.
They slept and they brunched and mimosas they passed.
They thought and they pondered during HBO Go,
"July!" Hannah squeaked, "It will be our next show!"
"We'll have Santa and booze and lots of give aways!
There will be games and boys and hopefully I get laid!"
"Hannah!" Sarah said, coughing up smoke,
"You genius, let's do it! Think of the boys!"
Oh, the BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!
And the friends in Des Moines, the young and the old,
Would drink from Chambongs and till their decisions were bold.
It'll be so much fun, with games and story telling,
Of course, between Hannah and Sarah, there will be so much yelling.
So we'll see you in July, with mimosas in hand,
Let's drink and let's laugh and pray we're not banned.



* This show will be one for the books! There will be prizes and giveways! Who cares if you're naughty? You'll have a better story. $18 at the door will get you brunch & a bloody Mary/mimosa bar! *

Brunch with The Basics: Christmas in July